Tuesday, March 17, 2009

FUnny stuff

A joke from MAXIM.

A woman visits an accountant to file her taxex.
He asks her, "What's your occupation?"
The woman says, "I'm a hooker."
The accountant balks and says, "Oh, we can't say that. Let's try to rephrase it."
"O.K. How about 'prostitute'?" the woman suggests.
"Still too crude," the accountant says.
They both think for a minute, and the woman blurts out, "Let's say I'm a chicken farmer!"
"What does a chicken farmer have to do with being a prostitute?" the accountant asks.
The woman answers, "I raised 5,000 cocks last year!"



:X

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

prostitute consider as a job meh?
do them even hav to pay tax?

chia hong

Anonymous said...

Lolz...How I know?

Anonymous said...

they are in certain countries, like SG, though i don know whether they pay tax. :X

Anonymous said...

ei i particularly like the last sentence, haha. XD

Anonymous said...

Everyone loves the last sentence. Maybe should rephrase in this way,
Every male loves the last sentence.